Fake Beauty Tips from Edition-2

How To Improve Your Ishtyle

Why face challenges when it comes to beautiful skin? Why spend so much money on make up? And mostly why take so much time to choose when Half Cup Chai can give you some secret tips to achieve all the above? By using the right elements, one can walk in to Femina Miss India without so much as a smudge of lipstick!

So here are some easy tips to maintain healthy hair and skin.

A homemade recipe for healthy skin:

All you have to do is, make a mixture of the following and apply on your face.

1) Sleeping pills – Beauty sleep is the best recipe, and thanks to classes who has the time to sleep?

2) Feathers- To make skin softer than ever

3) Water- To ward off the evil eye, obviously!

And girls always remember… One does not simply leave their homes forgetting the most important thing. Cello tape. To tape your smile of course!

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Other useful ingredients and tips for hair and skin:

1) Vanishing cream- For stubborn pimples that just won’t go. Just don’t apply too much; we don’t want to see a headless Carmelite walking around the college.

2) If you have head-lice make sure you get dandruff too. Then the lice will eat all the dandruff and die, and the dandruff will be cleared because it was eaten up! Dandruff acts as cocaine for lice.

3) Keeping a Mohawk hairstyle gives you a very electrifying look and all eyes will be on you. If you water the grass Mohawk regularly, it might even grow some flowers! But sadly this hairstyle isn’t easy to maintain, thanks to the inconvenience called ‘sleep’. Add more sleeping pills as mentioned somewhere above in the recipe.

4) For jet black hair apply lots of tar. It gives a sleek and wet look …. For added shine, apply black shoe polish preferably the brand “Cherry” as fruits are very hair friendly.

5) If you want brown hair then allow your hair to drink some of your coffee, don’t keep pushing it away, it has feelings too you know…

Lastly, if you have no other go, you can always pray to god. At the end of the day he’s answers our prayers right? Also! Remember to use the following mantra-“I whip my hair back and forth” and head bang. Repeat till you feel ill.

 Cool looks you can try out

1) The Yo Llama look

2)Hairy styles